Wait... what?
amazingsuperwholockisnotonfire:
Dean, I lost my shoe
That’s Doctor Riversong to you
Dan and Phil come as two
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson too
This is one of the greatest things ive ever heard
amazingsuperwholockisnotonfire:
Dean, I lost my shoe
That’s Doctor Riversong to you
Dan and Phil come as two
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson too
(Source: captainthurgalush)
my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101
as in
a class that teaches you how to climb trees
let’s talk about the american education system
(via serpentsrose)
(Source: nightmarepoet, via serpentsrose)
does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment
(via orgasmic-humor)
WHAT I DONT GET IS WHY PEOPLE TURN OUT TO BE MURDERERS AND STUFF WHEN THEY COULD BE MAKING PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH WTF THATS PROBABLY THE MOST SATISFYING THING IN THE WORLD WHY WOULD YOU PASS THAT UP FOR KILLING PEOPLE
Clearly you’ve never had the pleasure of watching the fear in mans eyes as the life flees the wreckage of his body.
i am going to call the police
(via orgasmic-humor)
thebrokenhunterandhisbrokenangel:
I literally cannot wait for West to find this in 10 years time.
(Source: coporolight, via serpentsrose)
thebrokenhunterandhisbrokenangel:
I literally cannot wait for West to find this in 10 years time.
(Source: coporolight, via serpentsrose)
It’s actually really disturbing that kids falling asleep in school is viewed as them being lazy and not as the school overworking them to the point that they literally can’t stay awake.
i fell asleep in chemistry class once and my teacher got me a pillow and a blanket and made the class work in silence so i could sleep.
Best teacher ever.
(via serpentsrose)
(Source: amazingmarcusissonotonfirelike, via rawr-im-a-danosaur)




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